Still Game Says
A Scottish Humour App That Dishes Out Hilariously Bad Advice –
Inspired by Still Game
Whit Is This Daft Thing?
Ever wanted life advice from a couple of grumpy pensioners outside The Clansman? Naw? Well, you’re getting it anyway.
Still Game Says… is a stupidly entertaining web widget that dishes out random, sarcastic, and totally unhelpful advice inspired by the classic Scottish sitcom. Type a question, hit the button, and prepare to be insulted, mocked, or worse — encouraged.
How Does It Work, Then?
It’s no complicated. Even Tam could use it.
Type in yer burning question.
Hit the big friendly button.
Receive random “wisdom” from a grumpy fictional pensioner.
Laugh. Cry. Click again.
What Ye Get
💬 100 utterly useless quotes in the tone of Still Game’s finest.
🎨 Silly fonts and colours to make it look like it was designed by Navid’s nephew.
📱 Works on mobile, because even Winston’s got a smartphone now.
🔄 Unlimited insults, sarcasm, and unsolicited advice.
😄 Free to use, unless we start charging in crisps.`
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